What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
A Sasquatch.
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's a goose's favorite book?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?