Why do math teachers love hiking?
For the view at the sum-mit!
Why is winter considered holy?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call a singing rodent?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Which animal is the most religious?
When does a horse talk?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?