Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
They can always get people to pony up.
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What's the ocean's favorite song?