Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why do baseball players love bowling?