What's the ocean's favorite song?
Surfin' USA.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did the wolf say to the flea?