How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans!
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?