Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Because they're so sweet.
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What's red and smells like blue paint?