Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the sick chicken say?