What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why do two skunks argue?