Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Because they are too busy monkeying around.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?