What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
How did the toad die?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why are trees so good at interior design?