Why do orcas love to gossip?
They always have a whale of a tale.
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What birds make average students?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?