What games do ants play with elephants?
Squash.
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.