Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?