When do ghosts love to go camping?
On a dark and stormy night...
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why don't ants get sick?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?