Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did the bicycle call its dad?