Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What does a panda ghost say?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?