Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What shape has a knighthood?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why are cars magic?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?