What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Donuts and Bolts.
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What kind of bird can write?