Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
The don-key.
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What animal has the most fun?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?