Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What says: oom oom oom?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?