Why did the twins join the Air Force?
To become a pair a troopers.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you give a sick pig?
What animal floats best?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?