What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
About a ton.
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why was the horse so happy?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why do two skunks argue?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?