Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Mount Olive.
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?