Why are turtles so shy?
It takes them a while to come out of their shells.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?