What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What dogs are always lying to you?