What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
Why was the cow afraid?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?