What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
Why are skeletons so calm?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?