Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Things were getting heated.
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What words make the best athletes?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?