Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?