Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?