What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
I'm stuck on you!
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What day never takes itself seriously?