People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call a sad latte?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's the friendliest pen?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?