What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?