Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Where do surfers go to school?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?