Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do horses say to greet each other?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call a dancing sheep?