What do you call a dancing sheep?
A baa-llerina!
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?