Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
How does NASA organize a company party?