Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why was the bunny upset?