How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What fish only swims at night?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why was the musician arrested?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?