Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
What do you call a pig thief?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you call a tired tree?
What animal styles their hair every day?