What stories are told by basketball players?
Tall stories.
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?