Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Because they want a grand slam.
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What is the opposite of coffee?
How do scientists freshen their breath?