Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
His ghoul friend.
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why do rhinos charge?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?