Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Because they were his Lucky Charms™!
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's a dog's favorite city?