Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
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Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?