Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What are baby potatoes called?