Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What are baby potatoes called?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Which animal should never work for the government?