Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Because they're as fit as a fiddle!
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What does a dog say before eating?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.