What's a car's favorite TV show?
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What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?