What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Pep-peroni!
How does a barber get to work?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?