Why did the calf hate his school picture?
His cow-lick was sticking up!
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?